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What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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supermarkets again
Oh and another one, those people who abandon a trolley in the middle of the bastard aisle (usually at an obscure angle to cause extra blockage) then wander off to squint at the shelf for a while deciding on what jam to get and whether they actually want any jam anyway even though it's on their list.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:01, 5 replies)
i ALWAYS make a point...
of ninja-style moving the trolley as far down the aisle as i can...

fucks with their heads!

got caught last friday and this wee streak of piss actually threatened me with violence(!!) for moving HIS(!!) trolley!

i pointed out that it was actually only on loan from techno (name changed to protect my dignity) and that maybe he should fuck off and get THEM cos HE certainly wasn't big enough to carry out the threat but maybe THEY were.

he didn't like that, went red in the face and i think he nearly cried!


Blaireau69 1: Arseholes 0
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:35, closed)
Excellent, I'm not worthy to answer your posts..

But I will.
Another good one is to start loading their trolley with stuff.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:41, closed)
I just go pissing through at Warp Factor 4
And smash them out of the way, with a mong-like smile on my face. I hear shouts, but as its CHAVDA, I cannot understand, for they are beneath me and my superior breeding & intellect, but integrating with the lower classes.*

*May be not true. Actually, it isn't. But I do go pissing through the aisles, causing chaos.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:18, closed)
Add fanny pads
and adult diapers to their cart. Maybe some Preparation H and some laxatives as well.

If you really want to fuck with them and send them scurrying, hold a tube of KY Jelly in one hand and a large cucumber in the other and smile at them.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:47, closed)
putting stuff in their trollies...
oh my fucking god!
pure fucking genius!
why didn't i think of that?
think i'll be trying that one out tommorrow!
thank you!
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:39, closed)

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