FAME - i'm gonna live forever
It does amuse me that some people on this board of all places cannot take a fucking joke. I had a chat with bobfossil - its there in pixels - she’s happy with the situation. Read the thread. I would not call someone a 'dyke' in anything other than jest. I am NOT homophobic, of for that matter sexist. Ms Fossil got that.

As for the rest... I would not wish to GENUINELY offend anyone so when the complaints came pelting my way yesterday for being abrasive and offensive in some of my comments (meh! edit: for having a twisted sense of humour and being a bit of a dobber at times) I apologised profusely and publicly – even to that cunt chuckles - I also sent personal apologies where it seemed warranted.

Observe public apology post: 'they know - they just KNOW
Mrs spimf asked me what was wrong last night (I was quite quiet apparently) so its not really a peeve - I’m lucky I have someone who loves and understands me so intimately and *knows* when something is troubling me.

... What was wrong was I was feeling bad for being such a complete dobber on here lately.

So apols to alls, belfordsux, workboresme, unclechuckles, all of America etc

x
(spimf, Tue 6 May, 10:58, More)'

belmfacesucker - we hugged and made up

ppft! I call workboresme an 'overblown mong' she posts she is amused by it and them 20 mins later complains - (sent her an apology too)

I tell that bloody stoner banging on that in having long hair he is not "challenging the status quo" as he claims - I suggest he’s "merely dressing like them" I mean FFS he referred to his hair as a bloody 'mane' surely that needs flaming (literally)

idunno! *throws sweaty fliddy little hands in air*

and if you want to abuse someone for genuinely being a full time wanker have a pop at 'swifty the lurking racist', as I did, as legless, humpty tourettes and others will attest to.

So I do love you all, no really, ALL - even fucking chuckles the fat tit (who would have got the bloody apology if he didn’t have me on feckin 'ignore') I read all the posts, get involved every week and 93% of the time post in a positive manner.

oh and happy birf humpty x

And yes I did *click*

right I’m off to peel and salt some babies, Meh!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:27, Reply)