Interpretive Dance
I've been roped in to playing some drum parts in a performance of The Who's Tommy at college. It's a performance by both the drama students and the music students.

Rehearsals had been going really well for the music, and so today we rehearsed with the actors too.

I didn't know they were gonna tell the story by interpretive dance.

Not content with ripping out half the songs, so that the story makes no sense anyway, it's portrayed by a load of puffs and (actually quite fit) girls poncing around on stage as if they're having some sort of fit.

The singers are shit too.
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Wed 7 May 2008, 20:51, Reply)