I have a fairly loud, booming voice
I've trodden the boards a few times.
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I was a Grape Dancer in Pippin. I was in a bit of a romantic entanglement with my Grape Dancing counterpart - as in we had found a quiet room in the theater & as dutiful, lust-filled teens (for the paedo-finder-generals - I wasn't over the age of consent, she was, reverse carnal knowledge ftw!) we were rooting each other senseless whenever we could.
My outfit consisted of a singlet, waistcoat and very tight leggings (I was a touch more svelte back then!). 1 evening after our "pre-show stress-release" we were a little late getting backstage. Now as most fellas will attest, when you've been hard at it you sometimes take a little time time to not be *ahem* tumescent. Which unfortunately was the case. On stage. Dancing with my lovely colleague moments after being balls deep in her (which didn't help my need for flaccidity). In front of hundreds of parents, school teachers and other paying punters in a big "proper" theater...
The director commented later that night that he felt I had "tackled" the part well and he was proud to have me as a "member" of his cast. The lovely lass and I had round 2 before we went home and a lot more fun before the season ended.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:19, 16 replies)

I call bullshit.
I don't know why. Call it a hunch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:49, closed)

If she was over the age of consent and you weren't, that means you raped her.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:34, closed)

Really?
And exactly how does that work?
Altho the law said that I wasn't old enough to have consensual sexual relations I sure as fuck did. Repeatedly. And other than the occasional "Don't stop!" I received no negative feedback from my partner.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 3:59, closed)

I see you're delusional as well as belligerent.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 0:16, closed)

What the fuck is "reverse carnal knowledge" you illiterate fucking make-believer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:35, closed)

Ahh, good to see you eventually Shambles...
Been a bit quiet lately?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:28, closed)

Maybe he was wanking, whilst thinking about the lovely lady,
thus gaining carnal knowledge only of himself?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:53, closed)

Or not.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:01, closed)

You're so bad at sex,
you restored her virginity?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:03, closed)

Or maybe he's just an illiterate fucking make-believer.
Maybe. Only maybe. I mean I don't want to cast any aspersions on the education or honesty of qotw. That would be bad and wrong.

But he can't string a sentence together and has never seen a girl naked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:57, closed)

So your story is?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 20:52, closed)

Dunno. Looks like my story is "you are an illiterate make believer"
lol i dunno ¯\(°_o)/¯
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:44, closed)

No. Apparently that is my story.
Get your own!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:31, closed)

"The crimes of carnally abusing girls referred to were those created by section 17 of the Act."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnal_knowledge
Incase you were wondering - I'm a bloke. & Other than the way our genitals felt after a hefty session, there was no abuse.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:25, closed)

so the director was commenting on a young boys cock?
theatre is gay (except chicago :-D woo)

lolz
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:32, closed)

Yes he most definately was.
Altho I wouldn't call 16 'that' young.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:29, closed)