School Play
Another school story, but a short one.

I had played several leading roles during primary and junior school, the Toy Soldier in some play with that toy soldier in it, the guy out of chitty-chitty-bang-bang (singing "you're my little chu-chi face....), and whatnot.

The final year we were doing a version of the nativity, but with Gabriel more of a reluctant hero. Anyways I got the lead and it was during dress rehersals a week before the show they produced a very (very very) tight cream coloured catsuit, with wings. Are angels genderless? it must have looked like it cos little monkey was hiding somewhere near my stomach...

Luckily I turned out ok and married an actual girl
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:33, 3 replies)

I think angels are supposed to be sexless*.
*Which, I think, was the word you were looking for. Though, in English, "angel" is genderless along with most other nouns.
Sorry, the use of "gender" rather than "sex" winds me up a little.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:58, closed)

now that thats settled
lets have gender :D
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:27, closed)

Baron Bomburst!

( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:08, closed)