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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Last week I was at work and ...
Mandy the receptionist told me I shouldn't be drinking my can of coke at my desk.

'It's Pepsi actually!' I shouted back.

Mike the IT guy laughed at my 'zing'.

Ahhh, petty officelolz.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:33, 9 replies)
Why wouldn't you be allowed to drink
a coke at your desk?

And what has it got to do with that beaky twat Mandy?
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)
In case I spilt it...company policy*
*I made it up AALRIGHT? OK? CAN I GO NOW?

Jeez, you're just like Mandy!
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
Wow, you sure showed her.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:59, closed)
Was this in a parallel universe where Coke and Pepsi don't brand their cans?
How come she couldn't tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:54, closed)
This is Mandy we're talking about.
From Madeupland.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:55, closed)
Has she got a made up sister?
Phwoar! etc.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:07, closed)
He admitted he made this up an hour before you posted.
Keep up, angry dreadlocks man.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:20, closed)

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