We parked up in a multistory car park once
and the handbrake failed. When we came back the car was gone. We were obviously quite concerned that our car had been nicked. Then from afar we heard a shout, we looked round to see our car on the lower level. It looked like it had been abandoned in the middle of the car park and there were two traffic warden standing by it. We checked the car over and explained what had happened. We apologised profusely for taking up so much of their time as they has been waiting next to the car for an hour, had called the police to get our details and phoned our house to let us know.. The two jobsworth cunts told us not to worry as it had got them out of the rain. Then the fuckers told us that they were very sorry they wrote us a ticket as it had looked abandoned, but not to worry because if we just explain the situation they were sure we would be let off. When we wrote to the council explaining the situation the cheeky shits wrote back saying that these things happen, not to worry and that the ticket was cancelled.

Mother fucking traffic warden pricks.
( Peej, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 8:15, 6 replies)

God, what a bunch of deplorable understanding cunts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 8:18, closed)

Bastards.
What you could do is park on a double yellow line for an hour, and get a ticket, which would even the score up.

That'll teach them.
(username failed moderation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 8:41, closed)

Fuckers
and those cheeky shits at the council (who we pay their wages, let us not forget) are just as bad.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:00, closed)

But you were then fined for being on the road in an unfit vehicle, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:10, closed)

Jesus
If it was me I'd have gone batshit and gone on a shooting spree.

I applaud your restraint.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:53, closed)

When I worked in the bookies the BASTARDS used to pop their heads in and tell people to get off the double yellows before they started writing tickets.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:21, closed)