
Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I'm currently working in Afghanistan, and the American imposed rules are usually pretty petty. I was in the PX (a shop about the size of a Tesco express but more military themed and diverse in products) and a woman who worked there stopped me.
her: "Sir, I'd like you to leave."
me: "why?"
her: "because you're wearing shorts"
me: "but I'm in uniform"
her: "that's not the point sir, they're still shorts and still prohibited."
me: "so exactly what sort of freedom has been brought to this patch of desert if you can't wear shorts in it? What sort of freedom have American lives been sacrificed for?"
her: "do you need me to call the MP's?"
me: "yes please, someone's stopping me from doing my shopping in peace!"
She walked off and I hurried up. The MP's we're just coming into the car park, lights and sirens going as I was just leaving.
They've put a sign up since. This applies to civilians, military and of course, the locals - who have worn sandals for centuries.
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( , Sun 30 Mar 2014, 5:10, 12 replies)

Only someone utterly insulated from real life, by say, working all their life in the armed forces, would think this is in anyway unreasonable.
( , Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:36, closed)

I agree with you, though this applies to locals and civilians in their own time using shops, coffee shops, dining facilities etc. Non of this on the British side.
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( , Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:45, closed)

No wonder you cunts are losing.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 5:41, closed)

a) Not a squaddie
b) was in my work uniform
c) orders given after the fact
d) argument made that these rules shouldn't apply to civilians - particularly local ones.
e) feel the love - too much hatred in this world
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 7:59, closed)

and then wouldn't let you go to work dressed like a chav.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:30, closed)

It sells all sorts of stuff, plus Ally kit so you can look like something out of film and not a shit tired ordinary trooper.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, closed)

Don't forget the cheap Levis.
Used to love the Post Exchange as a kid.
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