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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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"its" you thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:41, 2 replies)
"It's you, thick cunt." works as well.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:01, closed)
Camelot actually considered that as the opening slogan for the National Lottery...
...but thought better of it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:02, closed)
Oh noes, I dun a typo
Waaaaaw, waaaw, waaaaaw.
(cli_que, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:00, closed)
"done" you thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:33, closed)

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