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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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^owns a waxed jacket even though he doesn't live in the countryside

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:28, 1 reply)
^dreams of owning any jacket of any sort

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:41, closed)
^pretentions but fails to realise that potatoes wear jackets, men wear coats - suitcoats, waistcoats, overcoats.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:33, closed)
and Americans will happily walk down the street in vest and pants

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:38, closed)
And chaps
don't forget the chaps.
(wheeples mcsquiblington a spazmatic cuntwankatron., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:56, closed)
yes, Americans will always do the right thing, after they have tried everything else.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:14, closed)
Churchill?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:17, closed)
confused.com

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)
Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II.
hth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
Insurance companies FFS

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:28, closed)

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:26, closed)
Yes, him.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:14, closed)
^riding on my coattails

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:44, closed)
^spells 'coat-tails' like a colonial bumpkin^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:02, closed)
^zero comprehension of nouns and idioms

Coat-tail: a long piece of cloth that hangs down at the back of a man's formal coat

Coattails: the help or influence of another person's work, ideas, or popularity
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:17, closed)
Christ you're thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:39, closed)
^glad to have learned a new word
Now use it in a sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:50, closed)
^genuinely thinks words change spelling when used in idioms^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:55, closed)
^will be deleting his post very shortly

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:58, closed)

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