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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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People are cunts.
Not traffic wardens, litter wardens, airport security...people....they're cunts. And that's way I'm nothing but friendly and polite to every minor, hi viz'd person I deal with. Also, they're beneath me and I'm not going to demean myself by arguing with them.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:52, 5 replies)
It's like dealing with children
You have make it seem that it was their idea.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:50, closed)
That was my idea.

(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:12, closed)
No, your honour, I never asked her to get in the van.

(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:40, closed)
^^^ best nonce response

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:32, closed)
Yeah, "fuck" them
Ha. Hoo. Wheeze. Chuckle. (grabs anudder wotsit with chubby greasy fingers)
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:36, closed)

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