PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Not FunnyEven I can't make this amusing.
I've a phobia about greenfly. Possibly the most harmless, innocuous creature on this green Earth.
It stems from an incident in my childhood when, after running through some long grass, I ended up cover in the little bastards. Screamed like a girl and I've been bothered about them ever since.
Some people are scared of snakes. Or sharks. Or spiders. Sensible phobias as some of those gits can actually hurt you. Me? I'm scared of greenfly.
Mind. I bet the bastards could give a nasty suck if they wanted to.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:45,
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No, no,Greenfly taste absolutely fucking horrible if you're unlucky enough to be sauntering through the countryside with a slack-jawed glaky grin and accidentally swallow one... So your fear is perfectly rational in that sense.
*You're up late by the way... or is it early?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:49,
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It's22.50 over here....
Drinking wine, fucking about with one of my websites. An Internet based Karaoke site no less.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:51,
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Karaoke...Another phobia.
Have a glass for me - it's 13:50 here and my mouth is dry...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:52,
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A cheap yet effectivemethod of killing the blighters is to spray them with a mixture of washing-up liquid / water. They don't like it and it does no harm to the roses / plant.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:34,
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ErrMy method of dealing with the fuckers is to take a mouthful of paraffin, one of my fire clubs, and incinerate the little shits from ten meters.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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A crack team of Ladybirdswill take those mothers down...
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^ LeglessYep, that'll do it too.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:13,
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^LeglessWhilst no doubt effective on the green fly, I'd have thought it quite hard on the roses..
My own worst greenfly moment was at 90mh on the M4 on my Triumph. Little swine got inside my helmet and started walking around on my face. Eventually got my own back though, it wandered onto my lips, so I ate it.
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