PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Clowns AgainNot because there's anything particularly scary about the circus, but when I was six, a clown raped and killed my parents....
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...I hate it when that happens.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:49,
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First chuckle of the QOTW*clicks*
Edit -you should really swap the words raped and killed though.
CHCB, are you following me?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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@Sexmonkeyyes, I follow - kill then rape.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:12,
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:OThat's fine by me, just leave my body in an interesting pose when you're done.
Preferably the Admiral Nelson, or maybe 'man from catalogue stroking chin and peering out to sea'.
Thanks.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:19,
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As a result...he stalks the city streets doling out justice with a squirty flower.
The Dark Knight (with a squidgy red nose)
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:20,
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HmmmmmI have been known to roam the streets with a squirty appendage
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