PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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i'm at workright now. i am the only person in the (enormous) building, i think. apart from the dopey security guards 10 floors below, but they are less use than anything, ever.
it creaks.
it groans.
it's dark everywhere except my office.
it overlooks the marathon and there are still hundreds of people running/walking/limping by wrapped in silver bacofoil.
the hangoverbusting diet coke is about 11 floors down.
but this isn't really a phobia, it's more of a whinge. so i'll agree with someone (bertmonkeysex?) that one of the worst most terrifying things in the world is when your nails are too short and you touch velvet/corduroy/a towel/anything... it's making my hands curl up into claws just picturing it, ew, ew, ew, ew, eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
EDIT: i just heard a baby crying. wtf is a baby doing in a city office at 6pm on a sunday? oh god i'm turning into ally mcbeal with the dancing baby visions...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 17:39,
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Diet cokeis very bad for you.
Aspartame y'see.
It fucks you up.
stick to regular coke.
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AspartameThe whole 'aspartame is really bad for you' thing is a total and utter fabrication invented by some nerd sat at a computer with nothing better to do... according to Snopes anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:07,
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