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This is a question Phobias

What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Am I alone in this one?
But I think Phobia would make a rather good girl's name. Just imagine it...

Phobia Grimsworthy-Smythe has recently accepted the proposal of marriage from Tristan Da Cunha.


How divine.

*Ninja Edit* Just thought....they could have goats at the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:32, 37 replies)
I always wanted a girl....
So I could call her Chlamidiya.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:33, closed)
@Chickenlady
Shaved goats?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)
@BGB
If I had a girl I would call her Isla. She would then be Isla Wight.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)
Again with the shaved goats!
what's wrong with you sick fuckers.

*strokes his wonderfully hirsute goat*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:36, closed)
my children
are still going to be called Cromarty and Utsire, but I like Phobia too - maybe with a double f: Ffobia?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:36, closed)
@ Boss
Only if they could be shaved in the style of a poodle.

@ BGB - Chlamydia and Phobia could be best friends, but I think they'd avoid little Asbo and his mates
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)
I think
shaved wombles would be better at the wedding, you could have a scattering of them on each table as party favours.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:39, closed)
@ Al
What about these ones?



Bloody hell! They're big...

*Goes off to optimise and shrink


That's better
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)
If I had a boy...
I would call him Marshall and then he would be Marshall Marshall like in Catch 22.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)
If
I ever had children, it'd be Vlad for a boy, Mina for a girl.

*carries on reading*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)
I wish to name the goats
Ffobia and Munty.
Good, aristocratic names. And lovely goats.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)
@Kaol
You are reading Dracula! -good book, I particularly like the way Van Helsing says the ladies must 'make toilet' before heading off to Transylvania.

Shaved gots are wrong, but I like the idea of one that's been sculpted like a poodle, that'd be purdy.

@chickenlady's pic -THREESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)
@ Bert
If you look like this -


Then they'll have you.



*EDIT* I am beginning to worry about myself...I have far, far too many pictures of farmyard animals about my person.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:51, closed)
@Chickenlady
That's an unbelievably masculine beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:52, closed)
Unfortunately
you know I look like this;

But I can change, dammit!

You're like a walking Penthouse magazine to me, chickenlady.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:54, closed)
@Chickenlady
I have lots of pictures of my pussy too.

*Bangs head on desk - I can't believe I said that*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:57, closed)
@BGB
is your Pussy a farmyard animal?

/suddenly very interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)
*waits for BGB's response*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01, closed)
^No, but it is an animal - RAR!!!!
I'm going home now before I embarrass myself anymore.

Especialy with my spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:03, closed)
I love your spelling
BGB, it adds character to your writing.

*waves bye-bye to your animal flange*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:05, closed)
I want a pussy like this one


I can't remember who was responsible for it - someone on here, so apologies for lack of credit giving.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:08, closed)
Oh my god
I hope BGB's isn't like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:16, closed)
I wish all ladies' bits
were like that.

It'd probably taste less like tuna....

I'm so, so, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:19, closed)
Tuna?! Tuna!?!
Please! This isn't tinned tuna from the Co-op, this is salmon, wild salmon, drawn from the fast flowing rivers alongside the cultivated Ladygardens.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:27, closed)
I've honestly never thought any woman
I've been with has tasted fishy, I think it's a lie, perpetuated by men who fear giving the laydeez a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:36, closed)
Goats taste worse.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:37, closed)
tuna?
I always thought smoked salmon.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:38, closed)
It's definately not fishy
It's quite indescribable, yet wonderful and instantly recognisable at the same time.

mmmmm.

*wants to go home early and surprise the Mrs*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:44, closed)
Goats taste
farmy.

You're still alluding it to fish, I've never thought it was anything like that, they're more sweet than sea-based creature flavoured.

I'm a mimsy expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:47, closed)
Oysters?
I *adore* oysters.

Taste just like rock pools when you're a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:49, closed)
mmmm, yes! Oysters!
MMM. They taste of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:52, closed)
Ah...
The Sea.

Dear god that was a dull book. Beautifully written but bloody dull. I think that's the main rule for winning the Booker - Must Be Dull.


Oysters and sex are far more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, closed)
I dunno
I quite like John Banville, even if he's a tad headwrecking.

I do prefer oysters and sex though, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, closed)
^^We taste of
Sugar and spice and all things nice.

Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, closed)
^^ I've said before
That I do not taste of frogs, or snails, or puppy-dog tails.

I think I'd taste like beef, with an alcoholic twang.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, closed)
Kaol
then you'd need to change your name to Kobe.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:38, closed)

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