Bananas
My friend has a massive phobia of bananas. As in cannot be in the same room as one, and if you chase her with one, she'll run away screaming. It's great fun!

But running from a banana? They're not exactly the most dangerous thing on this earth surely?
(doublefruit is wasting away the day that is, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:00, 12 replies)

Has she seen....
And Now For Something Completely Different?

Maybe she thinks she'll get shot by John Cleese if she carries one....?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:20, closed)

Bananas are horrible
And one step away from pineapple in my book.

Actually, I don't like any fruit, except apples. But in their natural state, not cooked. And not red ones either. I do like fresh orange juice as well. And processed grapes.

Oh, all right, wine.

It's a texture thing. *Eeeesh*.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:01, closed)

Bananas=dangerous
I'd guess that a large bunch of bananas falling from the tree on to your head would be pretty sore.

Or if you suffer from hypermanganese then a banana could cause gastrointestinal bleeds?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:03, closed)

@D'sG
Agreed on fruit.
I can eat dried fruit sometimes though.
And if it's in cakes.
( Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, closed)

^
I can't even do that. It all stems from when I were a lad and being forced to eat a fruit salad in the school dinner hall. They wouldn't let me leave until I had eaten it all up gone. Which I did. And promptly spewed the whole lot back up again.

Ironically I did this as I was walking past the teacher who'd made me eat the bloody stuff in the first place, so a kind of revenge was had. Even though at 5 years old I didn't really have any concept of revenge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:47, closed)

Bananas
Might look harmless, but they're just biding their time.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, closed)

*shudders*
School fruit salad :(
All those bits of slimy tinned horror...
Thanks for bring that up...
( Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:56, closed)

Sorry kaol...
This QOTW is bringing back a lot of repressed memories...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:58, closed)

Yeah it is...
I'm surprised nobody shared many of my fears though, I was hoping I wasn't that wrong...
( Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, closed)

Did you know...
that Bananaman is a registered sex offender?

I love bananas, but they give me wind. :o
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, closed)

^ Do tell
the Bananaman thingy, that is...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)

If Bananaman
wants to show you his banana-laser, then politely refuse and find a large crowd to hide in.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, closed)