PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I'm fuckin' scared...After doing literally no work yesterday, and very little for the last couple of weeks (like two hours a day, at most, out of a seven hour day).
Today I've had a whole lot of work dumped on me...
I'm worried I've forgotten how to work, and also that I'll miss the start of the new QOTW :|
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Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:58,
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I share your fearand add: I also have lost all motivation to work.
And also add: and what if the new QOTW is shite?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:01,
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Well...I hope we've got the new qotw from Burt's suggestion of Soap Plots.
I've got a winning tale of woe :(
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Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:03,
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I'll see your tale of woeand raise you a life of woe.
Oh woe is me.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:04,
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^*puts on black hoody and studded belt*
*doubles amount of eyeliner*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:09,
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oh yeah?what was your biggest hit?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:15,
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A chilling little numberCalled "My heart beats with the pain of death".
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Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17,
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I like to plan ahead.I have whooshed through my work this morning ready for faffing about on B3ta this afternoon.
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19,
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mineis the plaintive country ballad "If you don't put a ring on my finger then you can't put a finger in my ring".
But I'm feeling emo today, so you sing yours.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20,
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Fantastic!I'd sing mine, but the lyrics are screamed, over and over again.
And they're exactly the same as the title.
*re-arranges fringe*
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Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22,
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...*lends Kaol 'product' for fringe*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23,
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Know the feelingI've had this too - because I'm leaving this company tomorrow and starting a new job on Monday. And the new job means I can look at firemen all day!
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Ahem...I'm not falling for the "semen in the hair" trick again...
Just because I dress like a homosexual fantasy doesn't make me gay.
*re-applies make-up*
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Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:25,
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@Prawn - Let me guessProfessional arsonist?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:25,
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@Prawnhose manufacturer?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27,
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All guesses wrongIt'll be a rather boring and mundane job in the project office at the service headquarters, where there also happens to be a huge fire station and training centre.
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@ PrawnI don't care how fucking boring the job is, I want that job. I have a serious thing for firemen.
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:36,
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@BGBSo do lots of women, strangely enough.
I'm willing to bet that it'll be just my luck that the only firemen I see are either old or ugly!
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I don't think they're sexybecause I'm scared of fire.
Oh yeah, there's another fear to post. This is cathartic.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:43,
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@BGBI thought it was the helmet polishing thing that you were liking!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:45,
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Ask a FiremanWhy all the fire engines are called Dennis.
Trust me, it'll be a great icebreaker.
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