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What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I'm fuckin' scared...
After doing literally no work yesterday, and very little for the last couple of weeks (like two hours a day, at most, out of a seven hour day).

Today I've had a whole lot of work dumped on me...

I'm worried I've forgotten how to work, and also that I'll miss the start of the new QOTW :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:58, 24 replies)
I share your fear
and add: I also have lost all motivation to work.

And also add: and what if the new QOTW is shite?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:01, closed)
Well...
I hope we've got the new qotw from Burt's suggestion of Soap Plots.

I've got a winning tale of woe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:03, closed)
I'll see your tale of woe
and raise you a life of woe.

Oh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:04, closed)
This might help:
This
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:06, closed)
^
*puts on black hoody and studded belt*
*doubles amount of eyeliner*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:09, closed)
Well...
Hello there young lady, I'm in a band.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:10, closed)
oh yeah?
what was your biggest hit?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:15, closed)
A chilling little number
Called "My heart beats with the pain of death".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17, closed)
I like to plan ahead.
I have whooshed through my work this morning ready for faffing about on B3ta this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19, closed)
mine
is the plaintive country ballad "If you don't put a ring on my finger then you can't put a finger in my ring".

But I'm feeling emo today, so you sing yours.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20, closed)
Fantastic!
I'd sing mine, but the lyrics are screamed, over and over again.

And they're exactly the same as the title.

*re-arranges fringe*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, closed)
...
*lends Kaol 'product' for fringe*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, closed)
Know the feeling
I've had this too - because I'm leaving this company tomorrow and starting a new job on Monday. And the new job means I can look at firemen all day!
(Prawn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, closed)
Ahem...
I'm not falling for the "semen in the hair" trick again...

Just because I dress like a homosexual fantasy doesn't make me gay.

*re-applies make-up*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)
@Prawn - Let me guess
Professional arsonist?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)
@Prawn
hose manufacturer?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, closed)
@Prawn
Helmet polisher?

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:28, closed)
@Prawn
I want your new job and I want it NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:28, closed)
All guesses wrong
It'll be a rather boring and mundane job in the project office at the service headquarters, where there also happens to be a huge fire station and training centre.
(Prawn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:34, closed)
@ Prawn
I don't care how fucking boring the job is, I want that job. I have a serious thing for firemen.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)
@BGB
So do lots of women, strangely enough.

I'm willing to bet that it'll be just my luck that the only firemen I see are either old or ugly!
(Prawn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:42, closed)
I don't think they're sexy
because I'm scared of fire.
Oh yeah, there's another fear to post. This is cathartic.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)
@BGB
I thought it was the helmet polishing thing that you were liking!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:45, closed)
Ask a Fireman
Why all the fire engines are called Dennis.

Trust me, it'll be a great icebreaker.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:54, closed)

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