I am a commited Metal head
in the vein of if the music has ever been described as 'Bleak,Dark,Doomed,Finnish,Frostbitten,Krieg or Fucking metal!" i will have probably at some point listened to it.

Now as you can well imagine, the type of people this scene attracts are those of a crazy, germanic or Viking persuasion which is all well and good for making friends...cept since i hit puberty i have become allergic to all forms of meat (it makes me void my stomach...everytime)

So most festival i often have to starve (going to Wacken this year and i am afraid i won't be able to eat!) and i once very nearly reduced a big brawny viking fellow to tears with my tale of woe "You can't eat meat, ohh god i'd kill myself if i couldn't eat animals!"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 13:57, Reply)