Burger King
The message about the Big Mac avoider till the fries have been dealt with reminds me of the least pickiest eater I ever came across. working in Burger King one saturday, a 'large' gentleman waddles through the door, reaches the counter with only a few beads of perspiration across his meaty forehead and wheezes the following order

"Double whopper with cheese and bacon meal please, super sized"

Anything else Sir?

"Erm let me see..Ah yes, I'll have a large portion of onion rings....And some chicken pick em ups please"

I did kinda expect someone to come in and eat with him, maybe a slim partner who only picked at food, hence the onion rings and pick em ups but no, the chunkmeister eat the lot. Every. Last. Morsel.

Now, what drink do you think he had with the super sized double whopper with cheese and bacon meal? time for my best Rolf Harris impression

Have you guessed what it is yet?

Twunt, when I asked him the immortal fast food question 'what drink would you like sir' he had the cheek to ponder it for a few moments before saying diet coke.
(The_Greyhound wrote www.luckymcdanger.blog.co.uk on, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:31, Reply)