Peas...
...I love 'em if they're freshly frozen garden variety - but how can "processing and mushing" turn a vegetable that I actually like (and a green one at that) into something that resembles something the devil himself hacked up and coughed out? It even looks like baby poo for chrissake!

And I loved frankfurter/hot dog sausages until the grand old age of 8. I had some for dinner and within minutes had that hot prickly sensation that I now know to be my digestive system telling me something "magical" is about to happen. A kitchen, dining room, hallway and downstairs toilet full of sick later and I can no longer even stomach the smell of the bloody things.

It's funny really - the number of times I've sung soup after (insert type of booze here) and it's never stopped me drinking it.
( dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 21:18, Reply)