Uh Gas - Keeping it in
Some foods cause me to "gas up" - I never know what they are/were/have been and I only ever find out about them by accident. Curry and Chilli excepted of course as I know they do indeed swell me up....

Anyhoo.

I was seeing some play at a theater in Covent Garden and the dinner had worked it's way through me and I needed to "pass the gas" as it were.

By some small miracle I held it all in. For 2 hours. I was in agony, but I knew that it was going to smell the equivalent of a badger's arse after it's eaten 3 large Phalls.

After leaving, I headed back to the hotel - happily passing the vile, noxious fumes that pass as man-gas. Frankly, I was offended by my own smell. Nice.

I do, however, feel sorry for the people following behind me, in the lift at Covent Garden with me, on the tube, in the hotel lift, etc....

Many apologies.

Not!

I think this is off topic really...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:23, Reply)