Wading in
big-girls-blouse, I agree totally... I'll go into this little quagmire in a moment.

You're right never-right (ho ho), ever seen Lurpak butter? A big grey mess, tasty though. Plus I love the little trumpet playing Lurpak boy (no not that way you sick bastards!)

What the hell is wrong with (some of) you people? oh my god the peas are touching the meat and woe betide you eat them on the wrong order or on the wrong day or something. THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE BEANS ARE ALL WRONG or THEY'RE NOT ALL FACING MECCA! Try living in Africa for a month and see how well you get on without food beginning with the first letter of the number of items of food on your plate.

Some of these stories are just f'ked up. Fair enough I can understand if you were traumatised as a kid by an evil family member or someone knocked a stack of beans on you when you were 4. Otherwise GROW UP.

And if you've got a belief, for whatever reason, ie you're a vegetarian, only eat Camel on Wednesday, fine. Tell me if you like, you're welcome to your ideals. People that force their opionions on me or tell me that I'm evil for eating meat however can FOAD. In fact I'll probably eat hamburger/whale meat/your mum in front of you just to annoy you if you do! Then laugh at you and your pathetic anaemic frame as you use all your strength to pick up a spoonful of tofu. (No offence to the veggies/pescatarians(sic) who don't force opinions on me, natch.)

As for vegetables, I used to hate them. Try them steamed though, and they're actually pretty good! I can't believe in 24 pages no-one's suggested it! That goes for evil greenery such as broccoli, cauliflower, etc. Spread some butter on broccoli before steaming and it's a whole different taste sensation. I bet most of you have your vegetables boiled... no wonder you all hate them!

As you can tell I'm not really a picky eater, I'll try anything once, and then probably try it again to make sure. There's different ways of cooking food as well, like above, so try it, you never know.

Obligatory length/girth quip would go here but frankspencer's posts have been relatively on-topic this week...
(Jester_, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:57, Reply)