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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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there's nowt as queer as folk
One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me by telling me he was gay. I thought it was the feeblest, most made-up excuse for dumping someone, ever.

He has a nice boyfriend of his own now. I put him off women for life. Go me!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:54, 23 replies)
see my top answer in my profile
for how I turned someone gay ;-)

the aforementioned fuckbuddy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)
This QOTW was
MADE for you, wasn't it Ms CHCB?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, closed)
@Vipros
heh! Yes, I remember reading that and thinking it was genius.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:59, closed)
Not quite so bad
as Rakky's story about offering a gay man a blowjob, in a crowded pub. With a loud voice.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)
@Kaol
Oi, I resent that Fast Fingers. Just because I've been round the block a bit doesn't mean I have a wealth of QOTW stories...

...oh feck it, it probably does.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
@CHCB
Yeah, it sooo does. Look at us all listening with big rapt eyes and semis.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)
@HLT
You have a semi?

*frowns* (like Kaol seems to do, a lot)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)
No...
I was referring to the rest of you. The big rapt eyes are mine.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)
Hmmm
*practices a Kaol style frown*

*enjoys it, thus spoiling the frown*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)
I wonder
if Belgaer's voodoo doll of Kaol has a ruffled brow?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)
Yes
it has a furrow in it's forehead and a knife in it's hand. And it's fingers move really fast and it flirts with the laydeez!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)
I went to bed one night...
and woke up and most of the wimminfolk were tied up with string... Kaol's frown had gone, he looked rather pleased with himself though.

Al was over on the edge of the shelf with a mound of soil and his shovel in hand, there was a wimminfolk missing.

That's the last time I leave vodka on the doll shelf.
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:21, closed)
Well
I did once assault a pool table when I was on the vodka. I don't drink vodka anymore. It makes me shouty.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
Brian Blessed shouty
or Cillit Bang shouty?
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
I like Brian Blessed
He's got a cracking beard.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)
I nearly
wee'd myself when he presented Have I got News For You the other week.

My beard is nothing like as good as his.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)
god damn
!

I missed the Blessed presenting Have I got news for you?

that sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)
I do frown a lot.
It's how I roll.

*frowns at you all*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)
the HIGNFN Blessed thing
Was the best telly of 2008

out of the three hours I have so far managed to watch
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:34, closed)
Managed to watch,
or chosen to watch?

Only TV I've really watched is Scrubs and house. Other than that I mostly avoid it. Unless we rent a film. Or a good documentary.
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:57, closed)
sweet
I'll try and remember to check it out

or in fact, use the clever virgin cable thing that I've got plugged into the telly for once and "catch up" with it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)
I just watched the first 9 minute segment on YouTube
and have been chuckling loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)

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