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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I don't like this qotw very much
It implies we're all spineless cowardy custards.

You're all dumped.
Goodbye.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:57, 18 replies)
Noooo!
I thought we were special together...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)
Good point
Wanna get back together?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
^
make-up sex for everyone, w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
No.
If you split up with someone, it's for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
@ Kaol
You're no fun any more...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:06, closed)
You just wanted me
For my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)
Yeah Kaol
you've changed. It's that other woman you've been flirting with isn't it. Isn't it!

Don't you turn your back on me!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)
Which one?
*wonders*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)
I think
We're all suffering from post-b3tafire syndrome.

can we just all calm down, people!

@Kaol - yes, Fingers McTickly, that was the reason...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:11, closed)
Well,
I know that I'm the best you've ever had.

You'll miss me.
All you ever did was lay there. It was like fucking a corpse.

And not I can't get off unless they're cold and still.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)
Now now,
there's no need to get nasty - no wait, I like you nasty!

*damns!*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
OOooooookaaaaay
I thought a legitimate reason to talk about sex might calm things down.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:30, closed)
Oh dear.
As soon as HLT's out my stomach, she's after Kaol. Oh well...

* continues writing CV *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:34, closed)
No...
No more, you dumped me, so it's over.

It's hookers for me from now on.
There're like bags of crisps:

Rip 'em open, eat what's inside, then screw up the outside up, and throw it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:36, closed)
@mistaspakkaman
You only wanted me for pudding. Kaol wanted me for breakfast lunch AND dinner.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)
@ ancrenne
Oh go on then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:32, closed)

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