What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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From the othersideI had an ex try hard to break up with me, want to know how she did it?
She bit me.
Downstairs.
That's right, I was walking funny and had teeth marks on my 'length' for a week after.
Funnily enough we stopped being an item in an instant.
Length? Near the tip, her mouth was too small to accommodate any more.
Was a while before the old boy was back up for anymore shenanigans, and I was more than a little gun-shy when conversations with new partners came about to blow-jobs
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:19, 8 replies)
...you have conversations with your new partners about blow jobs?
What happened to spontaneity?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:21,
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I doMainly due to the fact that when they spontaneously decide to go for it, I grab them by the head and move them away and they ask why, hence the convo being had.
Broken of that habit now after being in an intense relationship with a friend who helped me get over it.
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spontaneity...I always have that pencilled in for a Thursday. After we sign two copies of a pre-arranged itinerary and agree on the safety word. Last week it was "cummerbund".
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:26,
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@UncleChucklesfair enough!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:26,
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I have had the unfortunate experience......of receiving a blow job from a girl who took the term literally.
It hurts. A lot.
*click* for your pain...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:41,
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@DIT*crosses legs in sympathy*
Bloody hell, had the silly bint never heard of embolisms?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:48,
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OuchYeah, that hurts too.
*flash backs of the pain return to his mind's eye*
I think I'm gonna need an ice bag.....
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)
I suppose the most (in)appropriate phrase is..."Once bitten, twice shy."
Sorry, I realise that's in poor taste; I also crossed my legs when I read that one. You have my sympathy, Uncle.
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