What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Right then, time to admit to being a complete and utter cunt.Once, I was so tired of the relationship I was in. Really tired - she was far too immature at times, was boring to talk to and the sex wasn't brilliant.
Despite the fact I lived in Newcastle and she lived 200 miles South didn't seem to put a strain on the relationship at all. She phoned me at 2am to talk about recent films that she'd seen.
I tried having "the talk", but she never seemed to accept that I was trying to break up with her.
You know what I did? The single most cuntish thing I've ever done in my life.
I hacked into her Facebook and set her status to "single".
Next time she phoned me, I acted like I was pissed off that she did this without telling me first, and "if she wanted to end the relationship, she could have warned me first". This led to her being very confused, saying that she didn't do this act, which got me to pretend to be even more pissed off.
So that's how you dump a girl who won't stay dumped. Just confuse the fuck out of her.
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Interesting way around.I take it that your plan worked then?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:38,
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Well, since then she hasn't rang me. I've yet to see her again though. For all I know, she probably thinks we're still together(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:39, closed)
Very nice one thenShe is probably still crying over you.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:07,
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You are my fucking hero.Sincerely.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:18,
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LISTEN EVERYBODY!I HAD A GIRLFRIEND!
AND I DUMPED HER!
*sets off klaxon and neon lights*
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*click*awesome
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That is......brilliant!!
Clicky :P
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