What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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NiceIf there is one thing that I cannot stand, it is the old line that begins 'You're a nice guy, but ...... '.
I know I'm a nice guy, and I certainly don't need a reminder to that fact, and sugar coating the inevitable blow is tantamount to giving me a lollipop before cracking me over the head with a 2 by 4.
So in future, just say what the problem is, rather than trying to justify hurting me by a weak-ass attempt to soften the blow.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:24, 4 replies)
probably......dont want to say it's cos you're fat innit
snarf!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:26,
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Note to selfUnclechuckles does not like lolipops prior to blunt object head trauma.
Fine by me - saves me a trip to the sweet-shop!
* Goes off to fetch 2x4
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:27,
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What they meanWoman says: "You're a nice bloke but..." = I can do better
Man says: "It's not you, it's me" = I'm fed up of shagging you
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:28,
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You're a nice bloke butwelcome to my life :p
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