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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Was it just me?
Or did the server try to dump anyone else here a moment ago?

Ha! I'm clingy and persistent. I won't be dumped that easily!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:57, 27 replies)
It tried
But failed.
Hahaha!
Take that you Texan cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:58, closed)
Yes
Vipros and I were immediately back in the bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)
Did it to me too.
Like I said- the server is going down more than Jade Goody in a sailor bar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)
It's not you, it's,,,,,
the server ;)
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

It was just playing hard to get.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)
Treating us
mean.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:02, closed)
keeping us
keen



*hometime*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)
Oh yes,
because we're worthless and we know it.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)
Fitting QOTW
b3ta appears to be trying to dump us but will we take the hint?
NOOOOoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)
stalks b3ta
..

,,

furiously
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)
Yes
the panic rose in me like some sort of witty metaphor which I can't be bothered to think of.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)
Technically, HLT
That would be a simile.

But it's Friday afternoon, so WTF.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:04, closed)
"clingy and persistent", eh?
Two can play at that game.
*clings*

And yes, the server froze me out of its life for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:05, closed)
@Halfy
Refresh much?
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:05, closed)
@gotw
hahaha no.

my girlfriend asked if I was a bit of a stalker the other week, I jokingly replied "no, but you forgot to open your curtains this morning and the grass needs mowing"

She freaked out, and admitted that both were true.

whoops!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
@Halfy
"you forgot to open your curtains this morning and the grass needs mowing"

I just read something into that, which I'm sure wasn't intended.

I spend far too long on here....
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:12, closed)
k2k6
hmm, nice! not quite what i meant no!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
K2k6 - a new keyboard
you owe me one.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
Caring and observant or....
harbouring slightly stalky tendancies...You decide.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)
Sorry BeAst
But if you will drink while reading QOTW...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:16, closed)
@gotw
she is a policeperson so im not going to fuck around with her thats for sure!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:17, closed)
GirlOfTheWorld -
Its a matter of perspective. You get a much better one from a stepladder and binnoculars.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)
@Halfy
Ah, well in that case, you could say you were just being observant and vigilant, like we should all be.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
@Beast
I prefer a non-descript car parked down the road and a long lense camera.

The infa-red webcam in the bedroom comes after I get to know her patterns a bit more
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
@BAast
I much prefer furtively sitting in the bushes with a ginsters pasty and a polaroid camera.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:21, closed)
k2k6
be pure

be vigilant

behave!!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:21, closed)
@GirlOfTheWorld
A polaroid and a pasty eh? I think I've seen those pictures.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

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