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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Bit of an inverted story
Been with my ex almost 3 years.It ended 2 weeks ago.Got a call off her daughter asking if i'd pick her up from her mates 2 miles away.Don't mind doing it,i have done more for her kids over the past few years than their dad has ever done since he dumped all 3 of them for a fat slapper.
Dropped said sprog off,parked up at my house round the corner and had a walk round to hers.Walk in to find my ex and her 2 mates sat there,ex still in dressing gown.At midday.Fair enough i thought we're going out in 2 hours.After some idle chit chat where it transpires they'd had a full english without bothering to ask if i'd wanted some i remarked "ooh,i picked your daughter up for you" she replied "i know.It was me that told her to phone you"
Cue much lolling @ me from all 3 of them.I felt about 1/2" tall.So remarked that "i think i'm being taken for granted a bit" her mates says,"i fucking know you are!"
Cue more lolling @ me.
When i finally got her alone to collar her about it she refused to apologise and told me i was a paranoid wanker.
It was at this point i realised that she really does belive in her own head that she never ever has done anything wrong to anyone ever and that it was time to get out.
So now here i am alone on a friday night while she's out on the piss with her mates.My god i feel loved.
(Moron is hungry, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:52, 12 replies)
Well...
have some recommended reading.

I daresay you'll find some inspiration in there somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)
It get worse
we're going on holiday in 6 weeks.
theres about 40 of us going.all inclusive.
i just know i'm going to get hammered every night and tell her what a twunt i think she is.
(Moron is hungry, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)
*waves arm*
helloooo, I'm home alone too. I'm trying to pretend I'm enjoying it but at the moment I'm home alone a lot (since I'm off work) so I'm actually bored of my own company.

Hang in there, it sounds like you've done the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)
Northern Soul.
And my B3ta mates. Cures all Friday night blues.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)
derren brown's on in a bit
learn his mental tricks and use his power on her.
either that or crywank
chin up either way.
(sirolimus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)
I'm laying off the wine for a bit.
Well until tomorrow night anyway.

I keep having to pay for holidays so I can't afford to go out : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)
i'll second that
just opened the 1st of 4 bottles i've got in the fridge and just found aquabats on the mp3 so alls not so bad really.
(Moron is hungry, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)
and
watch Peep Show at 10.35pm.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)
You gotta love Peep Show.
Apparently Channel 4 has already comissioned a sixth series. WOOP etc.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

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