What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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this happened a while ago nowmonths went by of my friend putting up with the girlfriend from hell. she would play games such as pretending she had seen him with another girl (me mostly as i was one of his best friends) and going off crying to his friends, her friends, complete strangers. if we were talking, she would come and drape herself over him protectively, boobs hanging out.
she probably wasnt all right to be fair. she lied about her grandfather dying. on the fourth time, someone piped up 'you have four grandfather's love?'
the final straw came one fine day at college when she insisted she had seen me and him together even though another of our friends had been with us the entire time and came over to her, hysterically crying and babbling to go 'erm, what's this?'. rather than actually bother telling her, he just ignored her from then on until she was forced to hunt him down after leaving countless messages on his phone and go 'im sorry, this isn't really working...'
beautifully, he came out and she must have been the only person not to know as months went by and she sent him a text telling him she'd been thinking about him, maybe she'd been too hasty (?) and they could get back together.
"well, it wouldn't go down well with my boyfriend"
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 12:45, 1 reply)
Oh, that *is* excellent...A few things:
In a sense I have (or have had) 5 sets of grandparents:
Folks broke up when I was six. F remarried twice, me forced to acknowledge each set of "step-grands" as grandma & grandpa, yet no love in the respective wills, even from my actual grands on that side (eldest son of eldest son- I reckon primogeniture is dead ;)
M remarried once. Her parents are still alive and a sweet part of our lives (even though Big Grand (he's 6' 11" (or 2.1m) high and a whopping 54kg, a latter-day Ichabod Crane) is a rabid right-wing Bush/Cheney supporter) although as the black sheep I expect I'll be left out at the end; though even if they gave me everything I'd rather they outlive me:)
Stepdad's parents are sweet as well; they've contributed handsomely to my little sister's education and have helped my M and SD out lots, and even shared the bequest with us (and me, the outsider) when great-grandpa (whom I never even met!) passed on.
Anyway, I dunno why I've gone on at such length- must be the beer.
(Apologies (for (multiply- (nested (parentheses)))))
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:12, closed)
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