What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Not me.Friend of a friend of a friend (I think) went with a girlfriend to the tattoo parlour. He was to get her name, she was to get his.
When they both came out though, she showed him the tattoo of his name and then he slowly pulled up his shirt and revealed his tattoo. Of his name.
"I just couldn't", he said.
I hear they didn't last much longer after that, but if he didn't do this to get dumped, he's certainly a bit of a bastard.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 22:30, 2 replies)
!A friend of mine works with someone who has his girlfriend's face tattooed on his chest.
Not her name, but her FACE.
If they ever break up, he will never, ever have sex with another human being again. Can you imagine how creepy other women would find that?!
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i've never understood......the wisdom of having your own name tattooed on your person
mrs spimf has a brother called 'gerrie'
as a teenager he went for a tattoo of - you guessed it his own name
they spelt it 'gerry'
yet he still spells his name 'gerrie'
:(
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:40,
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