What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Well, there's this girlWho I was seeing, but I found out that for the last two months or so she's been on a website called "b3ta" or somesuch.
I told my friends about her being on "b3ta", and they all said that I should dump her, so I did. She had some really weird name on B3ta too, like "Petite chien" or something.
Hope she doesn't take it too hard, especially given that I dumped her on the day this QOTW went up.
I'm so sorry, so very, very sorry.
Petite chien, I'm sure you're a lovely, lovely woman, and your real boyfriend is a wanker of the most cock-faced variety for dumping you. Please don't hunt me down and murder me to death.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 21:04, 2 replies)
Thank you!I'm still giggling over that one :P It's a bit of a shame as well as he isn't actually a wanker, he just doesn't feel the same way about me any more, meaning he's actually done the right thing. Why does life deny me the chance to get angry with him too?! It just isn't fair :p
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)
quite handyi suppose having a cock for a face would be quite handy for a total wanker
you could pretend you had something in your eye and actually be having a quick fiddle
picking your nose would be well kinky
you'd still need kleenex to mop up the goo but people would just think you had a bad cold
*phones plastic surgeon in guatamala*
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:09,
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