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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Ladies!
If you want to get rid of a man that you've had sex with once, let him down gently. Always be sure and say "I had a really good time last night."

That way he'll know his sexual technique is fine and it's just his personality.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, 8 replies)
You could do that
or ask what he thinks of the names you've come up with for the children after telling him how wonderful he was.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, closed)
I've came up with names for my (future) kids, and I'm a guy
I'm single at the mo, but it always best to be prepared...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:34, closed)
Yes, Mr. Frog, being prepared is a good thing
but I doubt you mention those names to one night stands. I only would in an effort to get rid of the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:12, closed)
Whenever I've had one-night stands in the past
I've always woken up, given the girl a cuddle (partly out of affection, partly to see if she's up for round 2), made a huge fry up, paid lots of compliments, generally been a nice guy, given them my number and asked them to call any time.
I never heard from any of them again.

Either;
A) Women hate niceness.
B) I am ugly.
C) I am terrible in bed (which I know can't be true as most of the women I've had relationships with have been totally satisfied, and besides it all depends who you're with).

So it's B) then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:56, closed)
Rubbish Bert
You're a beautiful man and I'd be proud to have you on my arm.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:35, closed)
^ Awww...
That's sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)
@al
'Arm'? Or 'cock'?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
@ Bert
perhaps if you were giving the women an acutal phone number instead of the number to Dial-A-Prayer, like you gave to me, you'd hear from more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:57, closed)

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