What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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A few years ago...Ernest Rosenbergstein was driving through his hometown when suddenly a guy walking along the pavement jumped out in front of him. The car screeched to a stop just in time to avoid the pedestrain, but the ped just spat at the car and ran off.
"Oy Vey, you damnded fool!" Rosenbergstein yelled. "I'll get you for that! Even if it takes my whoe life, I will get you, you dumb pedestrian!"
And so he did. He invested every penny he had in finding the mystery ped, bankrupted the family business and ended up dying of a stress related ulcer having never tracked down that pedestrian.
And that is the hardest that Jew tried to get dumb ped.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:16,
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* spang *.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:37,
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Yeah....... it's not my best work.
Actually, it probably _IS_ my best work so far on B3ta.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:52,
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Don't worryThere's only bad puns and truly awful puns.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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.......jesus wept. that was so terrible it nearly made me physically sick.
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