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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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never be dumped...or had to dump someone
never been dumped...never tried to dump...

never been in a relationship to find out...

anyone want to enlighten me...?
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of course, I didn't mention I'm 32 and gay
(scotsbloke, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:05, 11 replies)
Sure, pull down your trousers, bend over
and pass me the lube.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)
@Belgaer
You moving up from the leg-loving?
Be warned, it's a big step up to anal!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
Its better to have loved and to have lost..
than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John
(Miggyman, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:10, closed)
Imagine the feeling
of telling your Mum you dont like her cooking or maybe telling your Da that you're smarter than he is. It's a bit like that.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:11, closed)
@ BK
The leg loving is mainly for the wimminfolk. Unless it's Ancrenne, she likes being sexed in the ear for some reason. She said it was "different"...
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:14, closed)
@Belgaer
Ah, what did I do to deserve yesterday's leg-loving then if it's usually reserved for the B3ta ladies?

*reciprocates leg-loving for the TMBG vid*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
@miggyman
anything is better than listening to an album by olivia newton-john
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)
You're just special, BK.
Special and feminine. :)
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)
@Belgaer
*Simpers coquettishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)
Dumping someone
is like driving your pet dog (who loves & trusts you) into the middle of nowhere and abandoning it, but different.

Or...telling a clingy aquaintance who considers you to be their best friend that you dont like them and dont ever want to see them again, but different.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:26, closed)
@miggyman
w00t

go red dwarf
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:49, closed)

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