The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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A mate and I.... staggered out of a club a while back at 2am. Blind drunk and with no plan of how to get home. As we walked down the road a squad car pulled up. The copper said 'ello lads, you're out late'
It was a mate I used to work with who'd joined the force a few years back. He then proceeded to buddle us into the back of the car and give us a lift home at speeds of over 80mph though the villages.
Driving with one had, he turned to us and grinned 'I love being a copper'
Smug cunt.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:35, Reply)
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