The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Dog FunMy friend, E, as a new copper, was called to go to a house where the occupier had been reported for having relations with his dog in the back garden.
Did E's partner and superior arrest the man for animal cruelty? No, apparantly he offered the following advice.
If you're going to **** your dog, don't do it in the ****ing garden where every ****er can see you, do it in the ****ing house so we don't waste our ****ing time chasing up sad ****ing pervs like you.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:35, Reply)
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