The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Slip n SlideThis was witnessed by a mate of mine...
Last winter one evening the roads were quite icy and he was driving around taking it easy, some retarded chavs come screaming up behind him and over take on a blind corner. Upon seeing the police in a layby round said corner they slam on full anchors... but the road is icy and yes, they slide head on into a meat wagon. Aparently the coppers just sat there laughing for a few minutes before they go out and arrested them.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:44, Reply)
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