The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Bad timingAbout five years ago, me and some friends were playing video games with our dorm door open. At one time we were having the cop cars fly off of ramps and hit each other. Someone said something like "Look pigs can fly!" Just as that was said, a cop walked in the open door, said "Ooops wrong room" and left.
Later I saw the cops walking past my door lugging some students and a stop sign. I learned later that there was a drug bust a few doors down on the third floor.
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