The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My Police StoryThe only time I've ever been involved with the police was for riding my bike without lights round Oxford, as you do. An attractive Police Lady stopped me, asking "Where are your lights", as she said this abotu 5 of my mates rode past all without lights.
Feeling a little annoyed I resorted (perhaps a little unnecessarily)to sarcasm telling her that "somebody stole them".
She thought it was funny and let me go.
Sorry for the poor quality of my story - If it had been about the fire brigade...
oh and elbazo, next time you invent a story look it up first
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodgem_cars
fool.
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WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 21:48,
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