The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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DelinquentsLate summer, we're arsing around at the back of the school like we usually did. Nothing too evil like - mainly just smashing bottles against the school wall until the broken glass piled up high.
This one particular day we came out from the back of the school and there's a couple of rozzers standing there. They told us there'd been some stuff stolen out of the school, and did we know anything about it. We said we didn't (which was true) and just then we spotted a couple of lads from a rival gang going past on their bikes. So we quickly added '...but it might have been them over there.'
We then sat at the bottom of the hill and laughed at these two lads pedalling frantically up the winding road to the estate at the top of it, while this cop car tailed them at low speed all the way up.
It's not there any more. They put the M62 through it.
How old were we?
Seven.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 12:38, Reply)
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