The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I wouldn’t normally reply like this over the board but…I felt compelled to do so in this case.
To disasterprone who said “Also, for the sanctimonious wankers who insist on preaching about drink/drug driving: Of course it's wrong, but this is a fun website, not a place for warning people about how you disapprove of their behaviour. I hope you all get run over by drink/drug drivers, simply for being such twats.”
Thankyou for your kind and comforting comments. I shall be honoured to pass them on to the family of one of my best mates who was killed by a speeding drunk driver a couple of years back. I’m sure they will appreciate your thoughts.
You sir, are a first class arsehole.
Sorry to do this on here, but I think it warranted it in this case.
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