The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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oh another one...Got stopped by a lone policeman whilst I was driving home one night a few years ago...
PC: Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were driving?
Me: Yes. Do you?
PC: Er.. Just take it easy, off you go.
HaHaHaHaHa
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ashurek, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 13:57,
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