The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I once heard a rumour..... that there are competions between Met piggies to be the first one to get a "customer" in the book on new years day (They start a new one every year apparently). Hence its best to avoid the streets of London just after the stroke of midnight!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:20, Reply)
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