The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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bicycle made for three.I used to have a tandem bicycle. Lots of fun, and you can get up to four people on one by the two riders giving two others a 'backy'.
Four of us weaving up the road from the pub, get stopped by a copper. We all jump off the bike and wait for the lecture.
The copper looks at the two-seatered bike, surprised, and says "Ah sorry lads, I didn't realise it was built for four - carry on!"
So we all got back on the bike and carried on.
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