The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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About 6 months ago......I was driving home one night and was stopped by the police. Apparently I had my front fog lights on, which was news to me. The officer didn't believe that I had them on by accident. "I know what you lads are like - you think it looks cool to drive around with fog lights on." I'm not sure why he thought I was one of those gary-boy types. At the time I was wearing a tie and listening to Embrace.
The magistrates court hearing is on Wednesday.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 20:54, Reply)
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