The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Oh and another....One night dad was chasing a burglar but, being a bit on the lardy side, was getting tired very quickly and the sprightly 20-year-old was getting away. Then dad shouts "Stop or I'll set the dog on you." Burglar, not wanting a mauling from Satan's canine representative on earth, stops dead in his tracks and surrenders to Her Majesty's Finest.
Only thing is, me dad didn't have a dog with him.
Oh how they laughed as they went back to the station in the black mariah.
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Sausagegirl, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 8:27,
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