The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Cops pulled us overWe were pulled up because the car we were in had expired tags... They wound up CONFISCATING the car's license plate and towing the car, but only after making us sit around for two hours in the car park, panicking. We had to walk all the way back to our point of origin, but fortunately it wasn't a LONG stroll - we'd only been driving for five minutes when the pigs pounced.
And to add insult to injury, our driver was ticketed for the wrong fucking offence - the officer who wrote him up put the wrong code down on the ticket, and as a result he narrowly avoided being charged with a felony instead of a misdemeanor. Had he not contested the ticket in court, he would have gone to jail.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 22:16, Reply)
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