The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Bloody rozzersMany many many years ago when I had thick hair and a thin waist ( now sadly reversed) My friends and I on a quest for beer travelled from our homes in grotty Luton to the beautiful market town of St Albans on the train.
Being seventeen , getting out of our minds on alcohol took approximately 30 seconds and we "enjoyed" our evening of wine ( well beer anyway) Women ( we looked at a few) and song (Heavy metal was deriguer at the time).
Making our very drunken way home towards the railway station my mate decided like many before him to nick a traffic cone from the side of the road which he "wore" as a groovy wizards hat.
That was until 2 neadenthal rozzers chased after him, grabbed him and at full pelt slammed him against the station wall at about 100 miles an hour - smashing his head into one of those concertina type metal curtains the stations have. They then frog marched him back to the approximate area and made him put it back.It was my first ever brush with the law and have since found them to be even bigger twunts than I originally thought.
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porky, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:08,
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